Boys, in 500 Words or Less

Q Dear Miss Abigail:

What is the best way or sentence to sum up boys between the ages of thirteen and fifteen?

Signed,
Meg

A Dear Meg:

Golly gee whiz, Miss Meg. You're assignment is hard! I couldn't find just one sentence to answer your question, so I'm going to ramble on a bit. Here is more than you ever wanted to know about teen boys, from authors Frances Bruce Strain, Harold Shyrock, Frank Howard Richardson, and Ellen Peck. Do I get an A?

1946: The Art of Conversation

Boys say, 'Girl's can't talk about anything but their hair and clothes,' or they say, 'They gossip about other girls and other fellows. It makes you uncomfortable.' If you listen to the talk of girls on the street or bus or in a tearoom you are inclined to agree with the boys.

Boys talk about athletics, school affairs, their jobs outside of school, about their hobbies, their clubs, camp, today's news, politics, movies, television, radio programs ~ everything. The detail a boy's mind can carry is amazing. He is ready at the drop of a hat to talk on a hundred topics. The other day I chanced to inquire of a fifteen-year-old high-schooler about a certain radio program. he knew not only the programs, but the hours, the networks, the artists and even the daily theme or motive of every program in the week!

Source: Teen Days
~ pp. 153-54 ~

1951: Secrets About Boys

A teen-age boy is masculine in his attitude and somewhat rough and ready in his relations to the outside world.

Source: On Becoming a Woman
~ p. 27 ~

1961: What About Petting?

'Lots of the boys who try to make you pet don't really want you to at all. They do it because they think it makes them look like real he-men. They are what I like to call "sheep in wolves" clothing.'

Source: "Janie" says in For Young Adults Only
~ p. 57 ~

1969: What the Teen-Age Boy Is Like

Actually, a handy definition of a teen-age boy, as far as you're concerned, is a guy who yearns after sharp girls and wants like crazy to avoid losers. Reason? Insecurity. A sharp girl ~ a real winner ~ is going to make him feel more secure and sharp himself. ('If she likes me, I must really be somebody,' he's thinking.) And a loser is going to make him feel more insecure than ever. ('If that's all I can get, I must be nowhere,' is the flip side of the coin.)

How does a guy decide who's sharp and who's a loser? Every girl, all by herself, tells him. Generally, without saying a word.

Source: How to Get a Teen-Age Boy
~ p. 57 ~

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