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Q Dear Miss Abigail:
I am eighteen years old and have never had a boyfriend, not even
a date. I haven't even been kissed. Guys tell me I'm cute but
don't ask me out. I'm not the thinnest girl and I dont have the
biggest breasts and I have glasses and I don't dress sexy. So
how do I attract a decent guy without going to a club. Also, I
work a lot and don't go out too much. Where are good places to
meet a decent guy?
Girl that is boyfriendless
A Dear Girl:
Well, well, young lady. Seems like you should just give up all
hope. Or, perhaps you prefer to think outside the box and take
Nina Farewell's advice, from this classic Every Girl is Entitled
to a Husband (1963). Now granted, her statistics are from
quite a few years ago, but something about this seems to ring
true, don't you agree?
Pack
your suitcase (or your trunk) and Go! Run! Fly! Though it be painful
to leave one's home in a beautiful and exciting place like, let
us say, Washington, D.C., to move to a remote backwater like,
let us say, Lawton, Oklahoma, anyone who is serious about finding
a husband will not permit sentiment or aesthetic considerations
to hold her back.
Lawton is cited advisedly, for there you will find 100 males
for every 71 females! (All sex ration figures given herein apply
to population over the age of eighteen.) Our great capitol city,
on the other hand, is so hopelessly undermanned, that if every
bachelor inside its bounderies were forced to wed tomorrow, there
would be tens of thousands of girls left without partners.
A deficiency of single men is the greatest evil that exists in
our big cities. Even New York, queen of them all, rich and proud
and peerless, has a meager supply, with only 88 males to every
100 females. This is a surprise to some people, who think that
you can find everything in a large metropolis.
The census reports are full of surprises. One would hardly suspect
for example, that the gigantic, virile state of Texas which seems
the very synthesis of maleness, is more feminine than masculine
in its population. Still, Texas has a kind of irresistible lure
~ no doubt because of all those oil wells ~ and the girl who really
wants to go there should not be discouraged by the general picture.
A perusal of the statistics (check and prove all figures, even
mine, writing to the local Chamber of Commerce for verification)
will reveal that individual places within the state have an excellent
sex ration. . . .
A thorough investigation of the census is very rewarding. One
should be acquainted with the figures on cities both near and
far, including those of foreign lands. A girl with vision may
see the wisdom of forsaking not only her State, but her Country,
and even the Temperate Zone, in order to relocate where the sex
ration is most favorable to her. . . .
Hardship accompanies every pioneering effort. Let us remember
our heritage. Our forebears crossed an unfriendly ocean to settle
in a wilderness; they froze and starved and forfeited their scalps
in order to achieve their goal. Surely the daughters of such a
people will not hesitate to uproot themselves to go in search
of their heart's desire.
Source: Every Girl is Entitled to a Husband.
~ pp. 42-46 ~
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